I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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I need you to use more vowels.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
When are your genitals available?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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