glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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