I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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