I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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