I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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