We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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