They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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