I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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