We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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