I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
is it fun? or sober?
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