I hope mine doesn't look like that
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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