living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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