she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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