quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
