God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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