Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Did I show you my penis last night?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
