Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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