just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Found the puke drawer
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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