dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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