I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
is that a dick in a sweater?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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