I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm like, not good at living.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
