i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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