sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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