So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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