Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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