I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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