He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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