508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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