so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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