we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
