But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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