My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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