I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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