get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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