My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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