She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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