is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You are the jesus of drinking
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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