He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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