Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
