I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My vagina just clenched in fear
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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