i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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