i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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