if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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