Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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