My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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