yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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