We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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