my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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