i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Acid is not a monday night drug
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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