dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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