Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Randomize
