I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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