Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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